DID YOU EVER WONDER:
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
- Why you don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
- Why it is that doctors call what they do "practice"?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
- Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid with
- Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
- Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called ‘rush hour’?
- Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
- Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
- Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
- Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains like your wool sweater does?
- Why are they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If flying is so safe, why they call the airport the terminal?
And now back to the morning news:
- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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