Writers of Great Eulogies For 40 Years
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Funeral Home Directors are some of the best people on earth.
Thank you for what you do - for the care you give and the compassion you show.

Now it's time to make your funeral home stand out from all the others. Give your clients a complimentary eulogy for their loved one. 

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As you no doubt know, there are 2656 fewer funeral homes in America today than there were twenty years ago. That’s a bit frightening, because there are no fewer people dying who need the merciful ministry of the local funeral home. That’s why we all need to go the extra mile and make sure those families are cared for in the most appropriate ways.
 
We have been writing eulogies for the past 40 years and have found that helping people in some of the darkest moments of their lives has been tremendously rewarding. I know you have found the exact same thing in your work.
 
We help people say the things they want and need to say in the best possible way. We alleviate the stress of putting something meaningful together in a short amount of time. We are pleased to say that we have helped thousands.
 
But there are countless thousands more who don’t find us in time, so go it alone.

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​We would like to offer you an opportunity to provide a complimentary eulogy to each and every one of your clients. A professionally written eulogy typically cost between $250 and $600. If you will GIVE eulogies to your families, we will write them for just $99. Studies show that getting and retaining new clients costs about $250. We believe $99 is a bargain.
 
Here's the plan:
  • You give each of your clients a free eulogy (some won’t take you up on it, but most will). They can speak the eulogy at the funeral or memorial service or have it printed in a folder for distribution.
  • Your client will complete a questionnaire about their lost loved one and email it to us.
  • We will write a wonderful tribute and have it back to them within 24 hours.
  • We will bill you at the end of each month for however many eulogies we have written for your families.
  • As we send each eulogy, we will suggest that the recipient (and family members) publish the eulogy on their Facebook pages and/or other social media outlets, for all to see, with acknowledgement that the eulogy was a gift, compliments of your funeral home. This is tremendous 'word-of-mouth' advertising at its best.
  • A year later, we will contact the client again and suggest that, on the first anniversary of their loved one’s death, they re-post the eulogy in tribute (thus TWO postings to dozens or hundreds of friends with the name of your funeral home attached). We can't guarantee any new clients, of course, but with this wonderful 'value added' gift, why would their friends NOT give you a call when they have a need?
 
We have, for years, priced our eulogies at $278 (a bargain in the professional eulogy writing business). As your client explores our website, they will see how much a eulogy costs and be truly impressed with the value of the gift you have given them.
 
So - - Become the ONLY funeral home within a hundred miles to offer this value added extra 
(we offer funeral homes that partner with us a 100 mile exclusive radius - we will write no eulogies for any of your competitors).

There is no obligation or contract, although we do ask that you offer ALL of your clients the opportunity to have a eulogy written. And, we WILL need to know that  you are offering eulogies in order to reserve your 100 mile territory.

 
You won’t be disappointed. Click HERE to visit the page where your client’s loved one’s eulogies will be published. Look around our site. You will find that, working together, we can do some wonderful work for those who mourn.

Drop us an email - let us know you're on board - or give us a call.
                                I think we'll work well together. 
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[email protected]
Steve's Personal Cell Number: 734-846-3072

Steve Schafer
Founder, TheEulogyWriters.com

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The Eulogy Writers
105 Hat Bender Ct.
​Georgetown, TX 78633

Writers: Steve Schafer, Ralph DiBiasio-Snyder, Abi Galeas, Miriam Hill
Steve's Personal Cell Phone: (734) 846-3072

Steve's Personal email:  [email protected]                   
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