Frequently Asked Questions about The Eulogy Writers

Who are the Eulogy Writers?
There are four eulogy writers on our staff currently. Our founder, coordinator and main writer is Steve Schafer. Steve has officiated at funerals for over forty years and has written hundreds of funeral service eulogies. Ralph DiBiasio-Snyder  has also been serving people for over four decades, always composing great eulogies. Ralph and his wife, Carol, have published a book of 175 of their best eulogies, now available at Amazon.com.  Steve and Ralph estimate that they have written well over a thousand eulogies thus far. Newer to our staff are Abi Galeas and Miriam Hill. These excellent writers bring a fresh and modern approach to eulogy writing. Because we have multiple staff writers, we are always able to complete eulogies within 24 hours.

Should I check out other eulogy writers online?
Absolutely. Shopping around is always a good idea. Just do a Google search for "Eulogy Writers" and you'll find all of us. The Eulogy Writers is the premiere eulogy writing service in America, so we'll always be listed first (after the paid listings). What distinguishes The Eulogy Writers is that we have over forty years of experience, many more satisfied clients, and more sample eulogies for you to look at. Additionally, we promise to have the eulogy written in fewer than 24 hours as our standard practice.

How long does it take to write a eulogy and get it to me?
We will have the eulogy for you the same business day we receive the questionnaire. 

How do you get the information to write a eulogy?
You supply it. We have created an easy-to-complete questionnaire we call "Collecting Memories" that you fill out and submit by the simple click of your mouse. Many have found the questionnaire to be rather therapeutic as they remember and make note of their memories. You can take a look at the questionnaire HERE. If you decide the questionnaire is too burdensome, we can conduct an interview over the phone.

How long are the eulogies you write?
Our eulogies are 1000+ words – more if you have given us an abundance of material to use. The eulogy should take about seven minutes to read aloud at the funeral or memorial service. We’ve found that is about the right length to keep people’s attention and tell the story well.

Will it sound like me or like you?
It will sound like you. Our writers are very astute (and AI amazingly accurate) at picking up speech patterns as they read your questionnaire responses and as they talk to you on the phone. Because you are reading it, it will, quite naturally, sound like you. 

I’ve already written the eulogy but I’m not happy with it. Can you help?
Of course.  Most people, even good writers, have difficulty in the midst of loss, composing a well organized and meaningful eulogy. Writing a eulogy is made even more difficult given the time constraints. If you will fill out the questionnaire (just those parts you didn't cover in your work) and send us the eulogy you need help with, we will edit it and get it back to you promptly. 

Do you allow revisions and “tweaking?”
 Unlimited on eulogy writing or edits.

Will you write a eulogy for someone who has not yet died?
It is actually BETTER to do it before your loved one dies. There is a psychological defense mechanism in all of us that somewhat numbs our minds when a death occurs, making recalling memories and stories more difficult. Filling out the questionnaire before death is MUCH easier. Plus, when the death occurs, there are so  many details to deal with, it is helpful to have this important item in place.

Do you give refunds if I am not happy with the eulogy you write?
Because of the nature of our 'product' we cannot issue refunds. However, our eulogies are always thorough, compassionate and touching. Our goal is to please you and we will do whatever is necessary to do that. We will work with you until you are completely satisfied.

How do I pay?
Use the "Order a Eulogy" tab on the menu bar to pay using any major credit card - or you can use Zelle if that is an option at your bank. We are not currently able to accept checks online. 

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